Life is so damn funny!!!!
U want to avoid a problem and to avoid a problem u enter into another problem or i wud say forced to enter into another one. This isnt fair....
I feel blogspot is tired of my blogs weight....121 posts...i am also tired...to be frank i feel there is nothing left for me to write..i feel so empty these days..there is nothing happening which is worth describing..or i shall say things that are happening arent catchy enugh for me..its just that all bad stuff happening with me in 2006...its just march..i am waiting for the august...well nothing great..somebody told me i will have a real bad time till 2006 (emotionally, physically and mentally) and then hopefully things will change..i guess he/she wanted to say..after that u will be habitual of bad things :P
Physically: Oh yes i have put on extra pounds and flab isnt fitting in any of my dresses and my last company's full and final settlement is left so cant buy new dresses..somehow adjusting with strechable jeans and tops :P
Mentally: God made me different by give me extra brain than some of u. Obvious if it can be measure in points then, considering u have -20 points then i have -200 point these days on the same scale.
Emotionally: well yes, emotionally its becoming worst these days..earlier i used to cry watching all senti stuff..now i cry on all the Soaps aired by Star plus/Sony and Zee
It still gives me a shiver when i think of the month Jan and Feb 2006. I dont know why i still wrote funny posts...feeling broken now...
Hibernating...
And ppl say i have a bad habbit of hibernating...whatelse m i supposed to do when life makes me a ball and hit me for 4's and 6's. Though scoring high but taking away all my energy...i have to be dormant untill it gives me a reason to smile coz i can forsee series of events which are actually as irritating as watching an english movie dubbed in hindi with sicko accent.
Mujhe dawa ki nahin dua ki zaroorat hai :P
Thanks for bearing me all these days/months and yrs (depending upon ur subscription to this seedy page)
March 19, 2006
March 14, 2006
What do "U" do?
When u feel u r surrounded with problems and solution isnt clear..(infact doesnt exists)..what do u do? how do u vent out ur anger/frustration?
Option 1: U pray to god and ask him to show the right path?
Option 2: U share ur worries with ur friends and ask their opinions?
Option 3: U leave the situation expecting some miracle to happen?
Option 4: U just ignore the problem unless it bounce back with some complimentary prob.?
Option 5: U blame someone else for ur problem and feel lighter?
Any other options available?
Looking for answers!!!! as i m sure u have gone thru this...
Option 1: U pray to god and ask him to show the right path?
Option 2: U share ur worries with ur friends and ask their opinions?
Option 3: U leave the situation expecting some miracle to happen?
Option 4: U just ignore the problem unless it bounce back with some complimentary prob.?
Option 5: U blame someone else for ur problem and feel lighter?
Any other options available?
Looking for answers!!!! as i m sure u have gone thru this...
March 11, 2006
Conspiracy theory
Today my cousin left and its saturday night..i m missing her and all the masti's. Was just missing the way we were gossiping all these days..oopps nights...we were sleeping in the same room...so half of the time we were on net...either she talking to her friends or me surfing some or other sites..finally I showed her my blog...now she also knows abt it....
Yesterday night since we knew that it was our last night, we enjoyed every moment. We discussed hell lot of a stuff..various topics...and we both laughed like silly gals at odd hrs...the topics were funny as usual...we were teasing each other and a vendor almost in the middle of the night was selling the vegetables. Something very unlikely in my area. With a very serious face i told her "Look Shivi, this isnt good. Girls from good families dont get into such things. Though U are elder to me but i feel its my responsibility to take care of u and save u from all wrong things". She got serious and asked me what happened. I told her this " Look i dont like this boyfriend of urs who want to meet u at this hr by calling all code words...aaloo le..tamatar le...karele le..kuch to le" for a minute she was serious and then we were gigling...
To take revenge, she told me how sorry she feels for my "would- be" husband....she knows how moody i am and also my bad food habbits as well as sleeping disorders...she knows how much i love junk food and then she asked me a very simple question "what if ur husband doesnt take u out on weekends for dinner..forget once or twice..he is those miser kinds who believe in eating Dal-roti at home"...my god...i got scared..dal roti on a weekend..every saturday evening i argue with mom to make something different..other than dal-roti-sabzi..
I had to answer her question...so i told her.."if on the first saturday night he makes me eat dal roti i m surely going to divorce him..how can he???? I will commit sucide if 2 consecutive weekends i eat dal roti"...
on this she replied.."well yes u have that option and we will tell the police that u did it coz he was asking dowry....dont let him live in peace if u r gone..." .well nice idea...nice dal roti he will get in Jail :P
Kher then i came up with one more suggestion...well if i have to committ sucide then i will get insured..will take a policy of 1 million rupees..and will nominate people like u in my life...so i assure a stable future in my absence to all my cousins and their children..and the imagination went to the extent that she told this scenario : she and her grand children willl thank me everytime they will see a movie, eat in a five star...they will "cheers" on my name...not a bad conspiracy!!!
As we moved little away from this silly discussion, we started discussing abt a TV serial, Laughter Challenge. Well initially it was good. So we were immitating and discussing abt each performer and we came on the guy who used to imitate prostitutes and fav catch line is "Pechan Koun" (with sound effects). and finally i dont know what happened to me..i asked her if she had seen "Eshaan Kureshi", another participant with a unique presentation. Thankfully she had seen the thin guy with mush from MP. I told her that she resembles him. Well not the first time..when ever i see a lean guy on TV i tell her u resemble him. She initially used to think i was serious..but yesterday she realised my motive. As usual i tried to irritat her and she tried to kill me with her pillow...she hit me so hard...i dont know but i love pulling her leg...it gives me excitement
Now shes gone and i m left alone with this blog...ruining my saturday nite..but good thing is waiting for my dad who is coming from Hyd today after a month. Mom sleeping in another room..and me blogging in a sexy weather..Delhi's weather has become just too good..its raining and very very pleasant..i love this mitti ki Khusboo...:)
Yesterday night since we knew that it was our last night, we enjoyed every moment. We discussed hell lot of a stuff..various topics...and we both laughed like silly gals at odd hrs...the topics were funny as usual...we were teasing each other and a vendor almost in the middle of the night was selling the vegetables. Something very unlikely in my area. With a very serious face i told her "Look Shivi, this isnt good. Girls from good families dont get into such things. Though U are elder to me but i feel its my responsibility to take care of u and save u from all wrong things". She got serious and asked me what happened. I told her this " Look i dont like this boyfriend of urs who want to meet u at this hr by calling all code words...aaloo le..tamatar le...karele le..kuch to le" for a minute she was serious and then we were gigling...
To take revenge, she told me how sorry she feels for my "would- be" husband....she knows how moody i am and also my bad food habbits as well as sleeping disorders...she knows how much i love junk food and then she asked me a very simple question "what if ur husband doesnt take u out on weekends for dinner..forget once or twice..he is those miser kinds who believe in eating Dal-roti at home"...my god...i got scared..dal roti on a weekend..every saturday evening i argue with mom to make something different..other than dal-roti-sabzi..
I had to answer her question...so i told her.."if on the first saturday night he makes me eat dal roti i m surely going to divorce him..how can he???? I will commit sucide if 2 consecutive weekends i eat dal roti"...
on this she replied.."well yes u have that option and we will tell the police that u did it coz he was asking dowry....dont let him live in peace if u r gone..." .well nice idea...nice dal roti he will get in Jail :P
Kher then i came up with one more suggestion...well if i have to committ sucide then i will get insured..will take a policy of 1 million rupees..and will nominate people like u in my life...so i assure a stable future in my absence to all my cousins and their children..and the imagination went to the extent that she told this scenario : she and her grand children willl thank me everytime they will see a movie, eat in a five star...they will "cheers" on my name...not a bad conspiracy!!!
As we moved little away from this silly discussion, we started discussing abt a TV serial, Laughter Challenge. Well initially it was good. So we were immitating and discussing abt each performer and we came on the guy who used to imitate prostitutes and fav catch line is "Pechan Koun" (with sound effects). and finally i dont know what happened to me..i asked her if she had seen "Eshaan Kureshi", another participant with a unique presentation. Thankfully she had seen the thin guy with mush from MP. I told her that she resembles him. Well not the first time..when ever i see a lean guy on TV i tell her u resemble him. She initially used to think i was serious..but yesterday she realised my motive. As usual i tried to irritat her and she tried to kill me with her pillow...she hit me so hard...i dont know but i love pulling her leg...it gives me excitement
Now shes gone and i m left alone with this blog...ruining my saturday nite..but good thing is waiting for my dad who is coming from Hyd today after a month. Mom sleeping in another room..and me blogging in a sexy weather..Delhi's weather has become just too good..its raining and very very pleasant..i love this mitti ki Khusboo...:)
March 05, 2006
How to ruin the things
There is so much of difference in interview and a real life interview but believe me real life one sucks more than anything...
I was telling my cousin who is gng to appear in one of those today that dont b nervous..be brave and this is not end of it..well obviously I was sarcastic...last nite i was just giving her a small lecture on how-to-ruin-the-things...
Stage 1: Presentation
I told her if u r not very much convinced then obviously u can ruin it at the first stage itself by coloring ur hairs...like red..green and funky things. No prospect family wud like to sit with u for even 2 mins ...if u are scared that u will get scoldings from the current parents ;) then u can do little less torture..just redo ur hairs...i mean cut in a weird manner…that’s it…
Stage 2: Communication
Now if u want to take a chance by looking at the family, then meet them. Love at first sight?
Yes: good ..go ahead…
No: then follow this:
Prospective Mom: Whats ur name?
Say: Basanti or ramkali or Champa
Prospective Mom: beg ur pardon? (That’s what u want rite!!)
Say: pity them and tell ur real name…anyways no harm as they know ur name and vital stats.
Prospective Mom: What have u done (obv. Wants to know ur qualification)
Say: 5 thefts, 10 strikes and 2 murders
Prospective Mom: sorry!! (rite time)
Say: Egg-actly (salam namaste style)..they shld know u r a movie buzz..
Prospective Mom: Ok!! Do u know how to cook?
Say: (refuse babe..otherwise they will fire the cook…don’t get into the trap…)
Prospective Mom: what all can u cook?
Say: Beef..pork..meat..well I am sure u are aware that they are vegetarians
Prospective Mom: Do u want to work?
Say: obv not… but I believe in mgt which is getting ur work done in best possible way ;)
Prospective Mom: what are ur hobbies?
Say: I love playing cards..especially with money…Call it Jua with excitement
Prospective Mom: How often do u play?
Say: only when I take drinks (get into the sholay mode...best way to get out)
Prospective Mom: So do u booze?
Say: well not always, only when I feel low which is obviously a result of less intake of marijuana..
Kher itna bahoot hai pakane ke liye and I am sure u won’t be able to do so…
Easy way out:
So there is a best decent way to get out of it…whenever u talk in front of ur parents be normal but when u are given a chance to speak when nobody is around don’t forget to stammer…and yes look little squint and limp while walking in front of prospect family…I don’t think ur own family will notice this ;) if by mistake someone notice also tell them that u got all nervous…after all u r not experienced ;)
Stage 3: Resultation
Still the family is after u? (which I don’t think they would be) then tell them that u don’t want to marry guy coz he is fair..and u like wheatish complexion..or vice versa. Be flexible in rejecting yaar…
At 12.30 a.m this gyan was given by me which ofcourse she is not gng to use…and worst when u teach someone u feel hungry…this is my observation and I got biscuits from the kitchen and kept the packet besides my pillow to munch slowly...and I felt someone hitting me…she hit me coz I kept that packet on the bed and she was scared that rats will come and might taste her skin as well coz she had applied fruit flavored cold-cream.
Whatever yaar but I feel these processes are really scary…I am sure I will surely use these given a chance ;)
I was telling my cousin who is gng to appear in one of those today that dont b nervous..be brave and this is not end of it..well obviously I was sarcastic...last nite i was just giving her a small lecture on how-to-ruin-the-things...
Stage 1: Presentation
I told her if u r not very much convinced then obviously u can ruin it at the first stage itself by coloring ur hairs...like red..green and funky things. No prospect family wud like to sit with u for even 2 mins ...if u are scared that u will get scoldings from the current parents ;) then u can do little less torture..just redo ur hairs...i mean cut in a weird manner…that’s it…
Stage 2: Communication
Now if u want to take a chance by looking at the family, then meet them. Love at first sight?
Yes: good ..go ahead…
No: then follow this:
Prospective Mom: Whats ur name?
Say: Basanti or ramkali or Champa
Prospective Mom: beg ur pardon? (That’s what u want rite!!)
Say: pity them and tell ur real name…anyways no harm as they know ur name and vital stats.
Prospective Mom: What have u done (obv. Wants to know ur qualification)
Say: 5 thefts, 10 strikes and 2 murders
Prospective Mom: sorry!! (rite time)
Say: Egg-actly (salam namaste style)..they shld know u r a movie buzz..
Prospective Mom: Ok!! Do u know how to cook?
Say: (refuse babe..otherwise they will fire the cook…don’t get into the trap…)
Prospective Mom: what all can u cook?
Say: Beef..pork..meat..well I am sure u are aware that they are vegetarians
Prospective Mom: Do u want to work?
Say: obv not… but I believe in mgt which is getting ur work done in best possible way ;)
Prospective Mom: what are ur hobbies?
Say: I love playing cards..especially with money…Call it Jua with excitement
Prospective Mom: How often do u play?
Say: only when I take drinks (get into the sholay mode...best way to get out)
Prospective Mom: So do u booze?
Say: well not always, only when I feel low which is obviously a result of less intake of marijuana..
Kher itna bahoot hai pakane ke liye and I am sure u won’t be able to do so…
Easy way out:
So there is a best decent way to get out of it…whenever u talk in front of ur parents be normal but when u are given a chance to speak when nobody is around don’t forget to stammer…and yes look little squint and limp while walking in front of prospect family…I don’t think ur own family will notice this ;) if by mistake someone notice also tell them that u got all nervous…after all u r not experienced ;)
Stage 3: Resultation
Still the family is after u? (which I don’t think they would be) then tell them that u don’t want to marry guy coz he is fair..and u like wheatish complexion..or vice versa. Be flexible in rejecting yaar…
At 12.30 a.m this gyan was given by me which ofcourse she is not gng to use…and worst when u teach someone u feel hungry…this is my observation and I got biscuits from the kitchen and kept the packet besides my pillow to munch slowly...and I felt someone hitting me…she hit me coz I kept that packet on the bed and she was scared that rats will come and might taste her skin as well coz she had applied fruit flavored cold-cream.
Whatever yaar but I feel these processes are really scary…I am sure I will surely use these given a chance ;)
March 02, 2006
Whom to Blame..i reached office late!!!!!
Mr.Bush, coz of u i was late in reaching office and ofcourse this samajwaadi party's drama blocked the ways at jantar mantar and other main areas and clotted the whole thing. I started for office at 9.00 a.m and reached at 11.00. Damn traffic moved like a tortoise. Worst it was my second day at the new office...
Only good thing i found was increase in H-1Bs. Good more onsite ppl...and i guess laloo is also getting smarter..i liked his hi-tech budget this year...atlast something good from his side...
Only good thing i found was increase in H-1Bs. Good more onsite ppl...and i guess laloo is also getting smarter..i liked his hi-tech budget this year...atlast something good from his side...
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