Dont ask me how,when and why? I guess the state i am in says it all...
Something is terribly wrong with me. I did a mistake couple of days back and going to get the fruit very soon...Morning i realised my mistake and the time when i realised it was too late..i was counting the minutes for the greatest blasting of my life...then what in the fear i did 4 more blunders and too sitting next to my "lady" boss. Thats one pain..u can make a leda (male) boss understand but being a gal and dealing with lady bosses is just as easy as a negro couple giving birth to a white baby...now only thing i am waiting is for, her to find out about all these (blunders) one by one...Gosh where do i go and hide myself...Is loo safe enough from such blastings...how about the pantry??? no...how abt gents loo??? she will never guess me there...infact my best pal will also fail in guessing me in this situation :(
From tomorrow onwards i will be on leave for 10 days and will be back after new year. I guess at the right time...Was discussing my blunder with my colleague and she looked at me in horror.."How can u do such a mistake" was her first line. We both forced our knees to yield some smart answers but ..but...i guess we were expecting a local train of bihar to be as fast as Rajdhani....Bacha lo bhagwaan, next time nahin karoongi!!!!! After a lot of struggle, we gave up and now i am discussing my last wishes with her :) I told her to put red roses on my grave...i love them...also some babycorn dishes and lots of fictions..if i get bored there i can pick up my fav. ones atleast...she is just consoling me saying that "dont worry" and let me tell u ...whenever she is uttering these two words she is not able to control..she is laughing like a madman and i m pitying myself...i am also laughing on myself along with her....i am trying to make it funny....but my boss doesnt have the same sense of humour (wish she had)...Now i am thinking of various things simultaneously instead of concentrating on rest of the work..."what-if" situation haunts and i am keeping my fingers crossed...waise does anyone know the firing style of the various companies??? Do they send the firing letter thru snail-mail also ;) well i wont be regular in mails and wont be reachable on cell also.
OUT OF OFFICE/HOME/BLOG/MAILS/CELL from 22nd Dec 2005 -2nd Jan 2006. (God save my colleagues, if he saves me today)
Will be back if nexalites finds me ugly and horrible looking, as i am gng to Agartala (Tripura) to meet my dad...
December 21, 2005
December 15, 2005
Congestion in network
I find it difficult to handle when there r N number of events on the same day and my presence is solicited ;). Now for Instance 14th Dec, the day when one of my cousin was born, some 17 yrs ago...one of my classmate came to this world some 24 yrs back and guess she was sent for saving me in subject like Math(theorm types) from getting flunked...and third was a wedding of 2 of my classmates who decided to save 2 lives by marrying each other...now i was supposed to be at all the three places and unfortunately they all were in 3 different states..one in delhi..one in haryana and third was UP...NCR region...so i decided to attend my cousin's b'day party..like a good girl...
Today (15th dec) is a day when so many of my friends share their b'days...i just checked the list of b'day reminders and was amazed to see that 50% of crowd was born in DEC good ratio..but next thing which i did was to calculate 9 months in the reverse chronological manner...March and April are deadly man!!!! ;)
Oh yes i watched "Ek Ajnabee" starring Amitabh, Arjun Rampal and Parizaad. All the three are my Favs. Arjun was HOT..why only hot..he was spicy and totatly eatable types :) Given a chance i would prefer him over a roasted chicken. I hope he doesnt read blogs ;) Movie was good as per Indian standards and best part was no-behind-the-tree-songs, fed up of those jumping-jacks...
Did i mention before that i finshed Chetan Bhagat's first book 5 point someone...its a nice read..enjoyed my time reading it and i wud love to give it 9 out of 10. Reminded me of my college days :) The best part was the flow in the story which did not bore me..
And Have u ever seen hostel girls closely??? Naahh i guess u havent...Amit (not sure abt his surname) IIMa reminded me the other day abt it...
Yesterday got a sms from one of my friend...and i liked it
People are to be loved and things are to be used,
the reason for the chaos in the world is coz
Things are being loved and people are being used.
(how true!!!)
Today (15th dec) is a day when so many of my friends share their b'days...i just checked the list of b'day reminders and was amazed to see that 50% of crowd was born in DEC good ratio..but next thing which i did was to calculate 9 months in the reverse chronological manner...March and April are deadly man!!!! ;)
Oh yes i watched "Ek Ajnabee" starring Amitabh, Arjun Rampal and Parizaad. All the three are my Favs. Arjun was HOT..why only hot..he was spicy and totatly eatable types :) Given a chance i would prefer him over a roasted chicken. I hope he doesnt read blogs ;) Movie was good as per Indian standards and best part was no-behind-the-tree-songs, fed up of those jumping-jacks...
Did i mention before that i finshed Chetan Bhagat's first book 5 point someone...its a nice read..enjoyed my time reading it and i wud love to give it 9 out of 10. Reminded me of my college days :) The best part was the flow in the story which did not bore me..
And Have u ever seen hostel girls closely??? Naahh i guess u havent...Amit (not sure abt his surname) IIMa reminded me the other day abt it...
Yesterday got a sms from one of my friend...and i liked it
People are to be loved and things are to be used,
the reason for the chaos in the world is coz
Things are being loved and people are being used.
(how true!!!)
December 08, 2005
15 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
Try if u really want to have fun....
1. Sit up. Say, "time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.
3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, "hello." Look confused and hang up.
5. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
6. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
7. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her
8. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
9. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
10. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
11. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
12. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
13. Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket.
14. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
15. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "it's time to go to bed now.
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Liked it??? well i did like it...and i sent it to my roomie who actually had patience to bear me for 3 good yrs...and asked her this:
"AGAR MAINE YEH TERE SAATH KIYA HOTA TO? he he he"
and this is what she replied...
"Tu is mein se 2 cheezein karti thi…ek to tu ghalat gaane gati thi aur darwaza khol khol kar dekhti thi…aur agar tu aisa sab karti…to what do u think I would have scummed to ur atrocities…"
Today i got a mail from headoffice asking me to delete and remove some mails as my mailbox is exceeding the set limit..so while deleting mails found this one and could not stop smiling...i think cant stop loving her...Thanks "reems" for everything...
1. Sit up. Say, "time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.
3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, "hello." Look confused and hang up.
5. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
6. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
7. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her
8. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
9. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
10. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
11. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
12. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
13. Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket.
14. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
15. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "it's time to go to bed now.
*************************************************************************
Liked it??? well i did like it...and i sent it to my roomie who actually had patience to bear me for 3 good yrs...and asked her this:
"AGAR MAINE YEH TERE SAATH KIYA HOTA TO? he he he"
and this is what she replied...
"Tu is mein se 2 cheezein karti thi…ek to tu ghalat gaane gati thi aur darwaza khol khol kar dekhti thi…aur agar tu aisa sab karti…to what do u think I would have scummed to ur atrocities…"
Today i got a mail from headoffice asking me to delete and remove some mails as my mailbox is exceeding the set limit..so while deleting mails found this one and could not stop smiling...i think cant stop loving her...Thanks "reems" for everything...
December 05, 2005
One night @ the call Center
Well well after a long time i am back to my blogging activity. Comp. at home isnt working so today forced myself to write and post from office during lunch hours. Nothing new in my life. Same plain boring life but adding spice by freaking on books. Recently completed "A monk who sold his ferrari". I have a mixed reaction after reading this particular book. I will never term it as my types but somehow it has helped me. It has increased my patience level to some extent. So thanks to the author for little transformation in me.
Happened to visit a book stall in guragaon's DTC mall. the latest i could pick was Chetan Bhagat's one nite @ the call center. Actually heard its review on TV so thought of trying it out. Well written but then i would give it 6 out of 10. IIT-IIM brand doesn't always mean 10 by 10. But few lines are really cool...Somehow i liked them and they are not getting out from my mind...
Things i learnt and liked (my comments in brackets)
Rule 35=10
A thirty five year old American's brain and IQ is the same as a ten-year-old indian's brain.
Door Bitch
Is the hostess who stands outside the disco. She screens every girl walking-in, and if your waist is more than 24 inches, or if u were not wearing somethng out of an item number, the door bitch will raise an eyebrow at u like u r a 50 yrs old aunty. ( i really dont know if thats true as in bangalore there hardly used to be any door bitches and once i found my hostel mate who was distributing choclates to pretty girls at the door...and needless to say i got many..not coz i was looking pretty ..but coz of the same hostel bonding ;) )
Women playing with their hair while talking to a guy is an automatic female preening gesture (hmmm...no comments)
Few ppl in this world get to hit their boss, but those who do will tell u it is better than sex... (any takers?)
FYI: Fuck u instead
It is a standard way to dump responsibility on someone else. (how true!!!)
When girl calls you a 'teddy bear', they just mean he is a nice guy but they will never be attracted to him. (i guess this is true...atleast in my case)
Pepsi and cola addressed as black piss (that was a good laugh)
It is never easy for guys to work with a hot girl in office. (Still wondering if this is true?)
why dont politicians commit sucide. (Good question in the book...i tried to recall names but hardluck)
All women need to calm down is to talk, hug and cry it out for 10 minutes - and they can face any of life's crap. (i will go with the author here...)
Happened to visit a book stall in guragaon's DTC mall. the latest i could pick was Chetan Bhagat's one nite @ the call center. Actually heard its review on TV so thought of trying it out. Well written but then i would give it 6 out of 10. IIT-IIM brand doesn't always mean 10 by 10. But few lines are really cool...Somehow i liked them and they are not getting out from my mind...
Things i learnt and liked (my comments in brackets)
Rule 35=10
A thirty five year old American's brain and IQ is the same as a ten-year-old indian's brain.
Door Bitch
Is the hostess who stands outside the disco. She screens every girl walking-in, and if your waist is more than 24 inches, or if u were not wearing somethng out of an item number, the door bitch will raise an eyebrow at u like u r a 50 yrs old aunty. ( i really dont know if thats true as in bangalore there hardly used to be any door bitches and once i found my hostel mate who was distributing choclates to pretty girls at the door...and needless to say i got many..not coz i was looking pretty ..but coz of the same hostel bonding ;) )
Women playing with their hair while talking to a guy is an automatic female preening gesture (hmmm...no comments)
Few ppl in this world get to hit their boss, but those who do will tell u it is better than sex... (any takers?)
FYI: Fuck u instead
It is a standard way to dump responsibility on someone else. (how true!!!)
When girl calls you a 'teddy bear', they just mean he is a nice guy but they will never be attracted to him. (i guess this is true...atleast in my case)
Pepsi and cola addressed as black piss (that was a good laugh)
It is never easy for guys to work with a hot girl in office. (Still wondering if this is true?)
why dont politicians commit sucide. (Good question in the book...i tried to recall names but hardluck)
All women need to calm down is to talk, hug and cry it out for 10 minutes - and they can face any of life's crap. (i will go with the author here...)
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