Why Mother will dis-own me?

1. I still forget my lunch box in the office. I havent changed much in 15 yrs. I used to forget my lunch box when i was in grade III ;)

2. I take (water)bottle from fridge and keep it empty near my comp. Poor mom fills in the morning :(

3. I go from home at 9.00 and come back at 9.00. But not the end. After coming back also i sit in front of my comp. As if this comp gave birth to me.

4. I dont listen to her when she talks abt me being overweight. I keep telling her that..her only daughter...bole to main..is unique and no one has got such a beautiful daughter :)) her face is worth watching after this :))

5. I take a rick when i am supposed to walk and in the end i claim i walked 3 kms a day ;)

6. I play slow and sad songs as if i have lost everything and force her to listen to them saying "see the wordings mom..such a nice song"

7. I sleep at 1.00 0r 2.00 in the nite and disturb her sleep coz keep lights on of my room. She has to give a final warning each nite. (never crossed the final warning stage ;) )

8. Every Morning she wakes me up with her sweet voice and i just turn from one side to another side and this goes on for half an hour. Every morning she scares me by telling that my boss will chuck me out of office one day, if i continue being late.

9. While she is in kitchen and calling my name...i get up quitely, slowly and silently move to bathroom without her noticing me. She will keep calling my names..and in the end when she comes to room she finds the bed empty. 0.5 Kg everyday reduce by taking my name and in waking me up. When i was a kid, i used to do the same thing but was little smart. Used to place pillows of my room in in the same posture and cover it with a bedsheet. Mom pretending to be ignorant used to shout...this girl is always late...never understands the value of time..blah blah blah..and all used to laugh including me who used to be in bathroom waiting for moms reaction.

10. I can listen and speak to all lousy ppl and she hates it. My friends list itched her when i was in school. Any tom dick and harry in the township used to be my friend. All uncles and aunties used to know my name. And when my parents used to walk on the street...they used to be known as my parents...rather then me being called as their daughter...

11. She disliked all calls for me when i was a kiddo...her usual question "what u guys talk for so long...u met them in school isnt it". Oops..girls talk mom...Now she dislike me for not answering calls of my relatives and friends...

12. She taught me to respect elders..".call everyone bhaiya didi"...now at this stage when she doesnt want me to call anyone bhaiya, i make sure that i point every guy in front of her and put a tag of bhaiya...just to irritate her :))

13. I was very sensitive in school days. Those days i had never went to school without a hanky. I was so sensitive that if a person sitting in one corner of class sneezed, i used to sneez looking at him...the virus was obsessed with my name. She used to lock me in a room, when anyone in my house used to feel sick...highly prone to disease. Everytime i used to eat tablets then to food. Saturated with that sick hospital smell..i stopped gng to hospitals..now if mom says doctor...i am like... sorry i am deaf...i hate doctors...they just know how to give injections...for any small thing they used to takeout their needles and press one end, sprinkling solution on the floor and from the spectacles look at me...i used to swallow the saliva...and hold my dad tightly...and then used to dig my nails in my palm so badly...used to cry more for pain of nails then that of needle :))

Things havent change much in 15 yrs...after "mummy returns " in my life..i mean after staying away for almost 7 yrs ... i feel that i am still a kid for them...though little maturity here and there is apparent ;)

she can dis-own me any day for such stupid things...i need to be ready with a backup ;) Anybody interested in adoption of an innocent 23 yrs "young" girl... ;)

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Thanks for ur valuable time. Ur answers will be sent to judges and the lucky winners will get a free ticket to a mental asylum ;)

Total time pass on a friday nite at 1.30 a.m. I have to go to office tommrow for some work...God pls give me some sleep..and also tell me the names of all my horrible & ugly blog readers..those who read the blog and still dont comment...those who read the blog and smile..those who read the blog and close it thinking "will comment later"...and those who wait for my posts desperately..he he..i know u missed me :))

Enuf...i am sure i will get a nice sleep after this bakar ;)

P.S: why do i come here to puke all my frustration :))

Blogspot owes me a party!!!

Wondering what it is like...well i am promoting blogspot and not charging these guys, so dont u think i deserve a party in 7 star ;)

Well my another best friend has joined me in blogging world. Yes she is " Chetna " we were classmates in graduation. :)

Can anyone tell me how do i go and claim my party? i think i better join them in marketing ;) i am so good in that :)) so many customers i have got..i deserve incentives...

i am on my way to their office ;)

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

"You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. "

Well by no means i am going to start a topic on love-shove (typical punjabi sa-tayil). well i am forced to think as what can i do in free time which i may get in near future ;) No i did not say that i was too busy talking to nerds and mailing jerks...I was hmmm... i actually dont remember how i spent my week. I dont think i was on anesthisia..and suffered no memory loss...i need to ask myself "main kahan hoon".

Uff the memory loss of Hindi movie is something which makes me laugh. Every actor/actress meeting an accident has to undergo a memory loss and a state of unconciousness for couple of days...forcing other members of hindi movie family to pray in a typical filmistan mandir...with the same staircase and same pooja ki thali..but yes subject to believe in God. Ending up with a big prayer cum song and camera side by side showing an operation of the person who met with an accident. God isnt too hard on actors...he has to spare them after all we all prefer happy ending and paisa vasooli of our cinema tickets. (i have never seen a villan suffering a memory loss...can any director answer me why?)

God after a short while comes into an action. All this while, he just want to listen to they type of songs the person offer in the standard temple and the type of offer they make (god doesnt believe in materialistic offers)...some come bare foot in the hot son..some with bleeding knees..climbing the stairs without using foot and some with full sexy makeup and glycerine in eyes...some ofcourse with the rage of the accident and demanding their partners life and telling all the gloomy dark future they can see ahead without him/her and then finally threatening God by committing sucide (main apni jaan de doongi types) ...uff so many types of prayers and offerings...Poor god has to make a decision fast for his peace..otherwise the automatically ringing bells of temple with the wind or shall i say whirlpool, will make the heaven burst and fall into peices...with all this hurricane entering into his domain..oops heaven, he decides to work faster and as a gesture he throws a flower kept on his idol in the temple. Whole day if the flowers fall nobody notices, not even pujaari but while singing the prayer they keep their eyes open for capturing that flower falling. Big hopes from god u know!!!

A sigh of relieve!!! end of that torturing song to God with a loud voice and tan tana tan hanging bells...the person gets conciousness back...aahh now seems like a happy ending...

Now coming to a situation where there is a love triangle...or an extra actress (debut) with someones approach to director...poor director cant offer two lady with one gentle man... against our laws u see...so where to send one?? cant afford another actor as the budget is already high and finding one more debut will spoil the fun..so he has to kill one of the two...obviously the one who worship the hero like mera will get killed..though we do kill radha for a change ;) Now the bullet hits the extra in the stomach and blood spurs out like a fountain...ruining her light color dress with a red stain...(pls note that the dress wud always be light in color when the person is shot)...finally taking the last breath...her eyes will wait for the actors last look...he wud be fighting with some villan in remote...but as soon as he sees her conditon..he will speed his process of killing/fighting fast and runs back to her just to say pyara wala good bye....she all this while holds her life not letting yamraj to take her away...After the hero comes and holds her hand..she will look into his eyes and wish him and the other one good luck and a happy married life...and ask for some stupid promise..say pls doosri waali ko khush rakhna types...uffffffff she still is living..what left for her to chat?? she comes up with all names in the movie and tells him to take care of them too..gosh she is still alive...now she wanders and looks up in the sky..asking the director to call her dead....and finally she will start a line and without completing will sleep forever in his arms....with eyes open ofcourse....poor actor has to close it...no extra money given for this task to him :p...and the scene ends up with a photo of late heroine in the heros house with a fresh garland....they lived happily there after...

But ever wondered these situation in ekta kapoor serials. I admire her for making fun of all the possible ladies and influencing them to become like "Tulasi" and "Parvati" of every house. But i fail to understand her stories...each and every person is in love...marrying someone else...finally the "love never ends in the heart" and they go back to first one...the whole confusion revolves with all the characters...and each character ends up marrying 4-5 times...good deal...variety is spice of life ;) and extra marital affairs are spicy stuff in all her serial...i guess inspired by Shobha De...soups of all relationships...

The best part of the "K" factor serials is the plastic surgeries...so many of them go for plastic surgery...and i believe that they go for a package deal...like they go for changing their face and end up with modification/editing of height, breadth, width..and all possible dimensions...i am not into a medical stream but wonder if this new concept can really work ;) Innovative..very innovatie lady this is :) Hats off to u chubby babe...

I have not watched these serials with interest but the crux of all the K serials is same..confuse people and they will watch more...u know suspense...and how we love it...but then if indian janta like suspense then why the detective serials are not doing well...i see a very less viewership for CID...

Now in a nutshell i wanted to know that how do i spend my sunday..and see the agony i am going thru..."K"ekta..pls forgive me dear...seems like we committed some sins and god is not willing to forgive..how long are we going to watch the sas-bahu and kahaniyaan ghar ghar ki...the long journey with u was quite fascinating..where u actually made ppl cry on a character's death..but dont u think u have changed the same character 5 times and ppl are confused when u show the flash back ;)

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. "

Pls leave some space for some better shows...already dd1 sucks and have started following ur footprints with those unidentified wamps...i liked ur idea of wamps in each house...u are a born genious...u have supernatural powers...u can do anything...


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Life goes on...

Life Goes On . . .

In every human life,
there are some moments when one is sad and depressed
Frustrated from every zone of life,
And feel like leaving everything & going away
And Life Goes on..

Some moments in which
one is wrapped with tensions
one wants to get out of them
and fly high in the sky
But cant run away, and life goes on..

Some moments in which,
one who adores hurts sentiments,
one needs a support, a shoulder to dry on,
But doesnt find one, and life goes on..

Some moments in which one gets tired of life
or so intensely hurt that one wants to die
one wishes to end up with
life at that very moment, and life goes on..

And in every human life on day arrives
When there is a big halt to one's life.
And then the people cry
and show that they were concerned

Then the question arises
Do they wait for one's death..,
To care, To understand the one
If so, then wait till death and until then

Life Goes On . . .