Well whenever i find an error message in sending mails..i just get pissed..but for the first time i smiled looking at the error message...I was using my gmail account and there was some technical problem and when i tried to refresh the page the following message came:
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February 26, 2006
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..
I guess very soon my name is going to be in India’s most wanted list! Shoaib Ilyasi with full confidence say “Together we can and we will make a difference”. Aah…what a great difference…I have been getting threatening calls from my friends…why???
Here is the sample of my work…
Case #1: (Friend’s call)
Friend: hey buddy how r u?
Me: doing good, but why u sounding dull. What’s wrong?
Friend: Ohhh!!! I have cold, fever, throat infection (and told me other sister concern diseases..)
Me: yaar take good care of urself, already 1000 ppl died of cold and flu and I guess u r next
Friend: you @#$%^&
Case #2:
Friend: I am so bugged, feel like committing suicide!!
Me: I guess u should!!! Why to think so much. I will be waiting for the free lunch service hosted by your parents :P
Friend: Waiting for that Free lunch….u #$^&^#@
Case #3:
(This is as irritating as me)
3 of us are walking on a street, when we spotted a Guava Vendor. Happily we decide to buy some and believe me none of us are good at buying fruits. So I let the others decide on the best ones. The girls start with the buying process…and I will call it a process only coz the amount of effort they made in buying 2 pieces out of the big pile. They started scanning those first and then they lifted every alternate piece and started making comments. I was watching all that but yaar how 2 control??? The comments shld be worth rite!!! Now if u hear such comments I m sure u too will get bugged…
OMG, this one is so loose skin, I don’t like it!!!!
OMG, it seems a parrot tried to taste it with its beak!
OMG, see how many marks on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and as soon as I heard last one I cud not control and said “do u want me to get a No Marks cream for buying a beautiful, glowing skin guava? And guess what…one of them was my lady boss!!!
Naah, she did not terminate me for offering her a no marks cream :P I left the org. before she cud try me ;)
Here is the sample of my work…
Case #1: (Friend’s call)
Friend: hey buddy how r u?
Me: doing good, but why u sounding dull. What’s wrong?
Friend: Ohhh!!! I have cold, fever, throat infection (and told me other sister concern diseases..)
Me: yaar take good care of urself, already 1000 ppl died of cold and flu and I guess u r next
Friend: you @#$%^&
Case #2:
Friend: I am so bugged, feel like committing suicide!!
Me: I guess u should!!! Why to think so much. I will be waiting for the free lunch service hosted by your parents :P
Friend: Waiting for that Free lunch….u #$^&^#@
Case #3:
(This is as irritating as me)
3 of us are walking on a street, when we spotted a Guava Vendor. Happily we decide to buy some and believe me none of us are good at buying fruits. So I let the others decide on the best ones. The girls start with the buying process…and I will call it a process only coz the amount of effort they made in buying 2 pieces out of the big pile. They started scanning those first and then they lifted every alternate piece and started making comments. I was watching all that but yaar how 2 control??? The comments shld be worth rite!!! Now if u hear such comments I m sure u too will get bugged…
OMG, this one is so loose skin, I don’t like it!!!!
OMG, it seems a parrot tried to taste it with its beak!
OMG, see how many marks on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and as soon as I heard last one I cud not control and said “do u want me to get a No Marks cream for buying a beautiful, glowing skin guava? And guess what…one of them was my lady boss!!!
Naah, she did not terminate me for offering her a no marks cream :P I left the org. before she cud try me ;)
February 16, 2006
Guide
Total free-types these days, so planning to become a tourist guide....so first assignment today...planning to show my colleague (Pomi) two famous things of Delhi...First is a newly built Akshardham Temple and second is Lotus temple. She has already seen Lotus temple but is excited about Akshardham. And not to mention that i am excited for both coz i havent seen either...yours truly is a peculiar kind of a creature...
Anyways taking camera along, will be posting some pics pretty soon...oh yes starting in few minutes...bunking office...ssssshhhhhhhhhh
Anyways taking camera along, will be posting some pics pretty soon...oh yes starting in few minutes...bunking office...ssssshhhhhhhhhh
February 14, 2006
My Valentine
I reached at 10 and spent time till six and the most enjoyable valentines day i must say. :(
Now, what can be better than this, that i come to office at 10.00 do little bit of work and leave office at 5.40 to see a valentine evening with a female colleague and i love the evening so decide to reach home early...and when i reach home i find only my mom and rest of the ppl in gurudwara....anyways thats a simple, plain valentine but fun was, after dinner me and my cousin planned for a walk. We went to the park in the vicinity at 10.00 p.m cursing eachother to have a boring valentine for 24 yrs...and then we spot the "Jhulaas" (slides) with no claimers..i mean kids...we both sat on swing and started enjoying it.. Then we saw a see-saw and we both were on it....its refreshening...especially when no one is there to watch ur stupid activities...then while walking back we took ice-creams...i love that orange candy which i used to love in grade 3 also :P mom scolded me like anything...is this ur age to have that stupid candy??? all are having something or decent and u will always go for the funniest one...
:((((((((((((( i dont know why my choice is always funny???? in the nite me and my cousin were discussing and she got a call...she went to the other room giving an excuse that there is no proper network in room..well which is true...but then she comes back and tells me that her friend (girl) called her up...and in minutes her same girlfriend calls her up again...Catch - she was talking to some guy and like a smart girl trying to mould the things thinking me to be a bakra...though i did not pretend that i knew the truth otherwise how will she talk again ;) and how will i not tell her that ur voice was loud enough to listen the whole conversation and also u forgot to shut the door behind of both the rooms...
***B/w this 10-6 schedule i was online on all the possible messengers to show friends that i am not actually seeing someone and available here to remove all the cute/sweet misconceptions.
Oh god forgot to tell the funniest part of my Valentine....i got a call from my classmate who is a very nice person and supported me when i needed a good friend...he calls up...i pick his call...Yaar he called up on a valentines day..so what do u expect me to think??? so i wish him sweetly...and after a crisp chat he tells me that there is something he would like to tell me...i hold my breath...he tells me that he is ...getting married...wowwww coool and for this he called me up on a valentine's day...i felt like hitting him..and told him the same...i asked him "is se achaa din nahin mila jale per namak chhidakne ko"...he could not stop laughing and i was so loud in office that my colleague also made fun of me :P...ek aur Bachelor shaheed...
Now, what can be better than this, that i come to office at 10.00 do little bit of work and leave office at 5.40 to see a valentine evening with a female colleague and i love the evening so decide to reach home early...and when i reach home i find only my mom and rest of the ppl in gurudwara....anyways thats a simple, plain valentine but fun was, after dinner me and my cousin planned for a walk. We went to the park in the vicinity at 10.00 p.m cursing eachother to have a boring valentine for 24 yrs...and then we spot the "Jhulaas" (slides) with no claimers..i mean kids...we both sat on swing and started enjoying it.. Then we saw a see-saw and we both were on it....its refreshening...especially when no one is there to watch ur stupid activities...then while walking back we took ice-creams...i love that orange candy which i used to love in grade 3 also :P mom scolded me like anything...is this ur age to have that stupid candy??? all are having something or decent and u will always go for the funniest one...
:((((((((((((( i dont know why my choice is always funny???? in the nite me and my cousin were discussing and she got a call...she went to the other room giving an excuse that there is no proper network in room..well which is true...but then she comes back and tells me that her friend (girl) called her up...and in minutes her same girlfriend calls her up again...Catch - she was talking to some guy and like a smart girl trying to mould the things thinking me to be a bakra...though i did not pretend that i knew the truth otherwise how will she talk again ;) and how will i not tell her that ur voice was loud enough to listen the whole conversation and also u forgot to shut the door behind of both the rooms...
***B/w this 10-6 schedule i was online on all the possible messengers to show friends that i am not actually seeing someone and available here to remove all the cute/sweet misconceptions.
Oh god forgot to tell the funniest part of my Valentine....i got a call from my classmate who is a very nice person and supported me when i needed a good friend...he calls up...i pick his call...Yaar he called up on a valentines day..so what do u expect me to think??? so i wish him sweetly...and after a crisp chat he tells me that there is something he would like to tell me...i hold my breath...he tells me that he is ...getting married...wowwww coool and for this he called me up on a valentine's day...i felt like hitting him..and told him the same...i asked him "is se achaa din nahin mila jale per namak chhidakne ko"...he could not stop laughing and i was so loud in office that my colleague also made fun of me :P...ek aur Bachelor shaheed...
Exit Interview
My life's first Exit interview ...dont know what to say...10 mins left....The external consultant will be giving me a call in few mins from now...but i dont know why i am feeling so sleeepy....i hope its going to be easy and not eye opening session :P
I hope no mistakes are waiting to be made here...
I hope no mistakes are waiting to be made here...
February 13, 2006
Confession...
Though i say thanks and sorry very often but that doesnt mean i dont mean them...most of my good friends complain about the same...
This basically post is for the person who had left a comment on my last post and i did not publish coz that was his personal thing...thanks..i too admit i was little too blunt when i made a comment while writing the post on IITians...and i shld not have generalised...but i was too irritated with some issues and may be due to that i was harsh...after all i am also human and bound to make mistakes..i apologise if i hurt ur or anyones sentiments...thanks for the nice words..wanted to write this as a personal mail but...Good Luck for ur future!!!
One secret: I always had a soft corner for IITians and IIM grads :)
This basically post is for the person who had left a comment on my last post and i did not publish coz that was his personal thing...thanks..i too admit i was little too blunt when i made a comment while writing the post on IITians...and i shld not have generalised...but i was too irritated with some issues and may be due to that i was harsh...after all i am also human and bound to make mistakes..i apologise if i hurt ur or anyones sentiments...thanks for the nice words..wanted to write this as a personal mail but...Good Luck for ur future!!!
One secret: I always had a soft corner for IITians and IIM grads :)
February 10, 2006
Gmail's New Feature and Moderation
Its *the* best... I am fan of gmail now...these ppl have come up with the feature of using google talk from inbox itself without logging into messenger....its damn good...i can talk with friends without actually logging in different messengers...i am waiting for gmail to update it with various other features...the best part is if i send a smiley it first rotates...and then place it in the chat window which is like an UFO landing...like what they show is Sc-Fi movies
If you are not able to see this feature in your gmail account dont panick...gmail is sending in batches...even many of my friends have not recieved the invitation to use it...
And regarding my posts getting shorter i was unusually busy with various stuff and work...and one thing i forgot to mention..i have started moderating my comments after getting some filthy comments...and unfortunately they happened to be IITians...'filthy' would be a much decent word if u see the comments...Education not neccessarily makes a person better in terms of character and integrity. Anyways, that cant not be generalised, it again depends on family values and the way their parents have bought them up...If they use the same kinda language with their mom and sisters then i seriously dont think they are wrong anywhere...I hope the people surfing the net from IIT and Cyprus got the message and will not ask me to publish their cheap comments again. If still someone wants..please go ahead as i have lots and lots of patience to delete..
If you are not able to see this feature in your gmail account dont panick...gmail is sending in batches...even many of my friends have not recieved the invitation to use it...
And regarding my posts getting shorter i was unusually busy with various stuff and work...and one thing i forgot to mention..i have started moderating my comments after getting some filthy comments...and unfortunately they happened to be IITians...'filthy' would be a much decent word if u see the comments...Education not neccessarily makes a person better in terms of character and integrity. Anyways, that cant not be generalised, it again depends on family values and the way their parents have bought them up...If they use the same kinda language with their mom and sisters then i seriously dont think they are wrong anywhere...I hope the people surfing the net from IIT and Cyprus got the message and will not ask me to publish their cheap comments again. If still someone wants..please go ahead as i have lots and lots of patience to delete..
February 08, 2006
who is this someone?
"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
February 04, 2006
Lucky 2006
1st Feb 2006: Engagement
4th Feb 2006: Invitation
6 Feb 2006: Marriage
18th Feb 2006: Reception
This is the super fast, super sudden marriage scene of my best pal, Unnati in Bangalore...and I am surprised to see the gaps...But i am happy for her and the best thing is she is relocating to Gurgaon..which i always wanted...Guys in college always wondered about mine and her relationship and some teased us too saying there must be something....
" something " was the beautiful understanding....All the best for the future buddy :)
Most of my classmates sending the nuptial's intimation...2006 is lucky for most of us i guess...
4th Feb 2006: Invitation
6 Feb 2006: Marriage
18th Feb 2006: Reception
This is the super fast, super sudden marriage scene of my best pal, Unnati in Bangalore...and I am surprised to see the gaps...But i am happy for her and the best thing is she is relocating to Gurgaon..which i always wanted...Guys in college always wondered about mine and her relationship and some teased us too saying there must be something....
" something " was the beautiful understanding....All the best for the future buddy :)
Most of my classmates sending the nuptial's intimation...2006 is lucky for most of us i guess...
February 01, 2006
Hard to predict
There was a guy who was supposed to join my organisation. He got his passport size pics and first thing he asked was if his photograph was going to get circulated. "Obviously" was my answer.
He snatched it back and said i will get new ones for u!!!! why..coz he was looking pale...dumb and stupid..as per him....i gave him one days time and next day he comes and gives me the same snap...i give him a strange look and he tells me that his new pics were worst than this...now how do u expect me to react??
i told him...yaar jaisi shakal hogi waisi hee photo aayegi and dont worry no girl will look at ur photograph as nobody has got time in our office to analyse such weird things and mails...i guess he felt bad....these IITians are hard to predict....now what was there to feel bad...he was trying to act smart with smart-attitude-filled answers ..and one dialogue from me and his bulb went off...
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
He snatched it back and said i will get new ones for u!!!! why..coz he was looking pale...dumb and stupid..as per him....i gave him one days time and next day he comes and gives me the same snap...i give him a strange look and he tells me that his new pics were worst than this...now how do u expect me to react??
i told him...yaar jaisi shakal hogi waisi hee photo aayegi and dont worry no girl will look at ur photograph as nobody has got time in our office to analyse such weird things and mails...i guess he felt bad....these IITians are hard to predict....now what was there to feel bad...he was trying to act smart with smart-attitude-filled answers ..and one dialogue from me and his bulb went off...
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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